Q. What are you up to now?
A. Nothing. Well, you know, looking for a job...
Q. What are you looking to do?
A. I don't want to have this conversation with you. I don't even want to have this conversation with myself.
Q. What did you do today?
A. (Sigh) This is what I'm doing today.
Q. What do you have against Donnie Fowler?
A. You read all the entries and that is what you want to ask me about?
Q. When are you going to update your blog?
A. Gimme a dollar.