Unemployed Kerry Staffer

Didn't We See This Movie Last Year?

So I've been seeing phrases like "inevitable" and "can anybody stop him" attached to Howard Dean recently, and I can't help but wonder if this sounds a little familiar to anybody else? It's like a lower budget sequel to last year's big blockbuster. Um, ok, so maybe after running for President, running for DNC Chair is more like a Direct to Video release or maybe even the made for TV movie. Still it feels a little spooky.

And still I can't shake the deja vu. I'm well aware that other people have made this comparison to last year and I gotta wonder, has anybody over there at Camp Dean been assigned the job of Director of Watching for Falling Sky? Is there room in the budget to get everybody a hard hat? I'm sure they come in orange.

Interns Make the World Go Round

Everybody's got one.  And I don't see any reason why I shouldn't have one.  Or maybe two.  So if you or someone you know would like to do most of the work at UKS, get paid nothing, and then characterize it on your resume in a way that makes it sound like you did something important, please see application below.

UKS Intern Application

1. What DVD's do you own?

2. (a.) Which UKS post do you most identify with?

2. (b.) Do you hate all the posts and see this as an opportunity to improve/take over UKS?

3. Do you think anybody is still reading this blog?

Email Applications to couch@unemployedkerrystaffer.com

5 FAQ's

Q. What are you up to now?
A. Nothing. Well, you know, looking for a job...

Q. What are you looking to do?
A. I don't want to have this conversation with you. I don't even want to have this conversation with myself.

Q. What did you do today?
A. (Sigh) This is what I'm doing today.

Q. What do you have against Donnie Fowler?
A. You read all the entries and that is what you want to ask me about?

Q. When are you going to update your blog?
A. Gimme a dollar.